For the nth (was it second or third?) time, I was caught inside a jeepney with not enough coins, except for 500 peso bills. It was really stupid of me! I could have checked for coins and smaller bills before hitting the jeepney. Or I could have flagged down a taxi, instead.

Thank God, a savior came with her five 100-peso bills. That was kind of a relief. If not for that, I could have gotten a free ride, which I did once (or many times?) when I left my wallet.

How I wish I have so many “Ninoy’s” in my wallet! It would then be “keep the change” for me. No worries.

500 peso bills (c) flickr: martindabu

Q: What would you do if you found out that all you have is a 500 peso bill while you were in a jeepney ride for 8 pesos?

a. Tell the jeepney driver the truth as you hand him your fare. Keep your fingers crossed and be prepared to be cursed by the driver. The chance that he has a change, though, is very least.

b. Keep silent and pretend as if you already made your fare. If the driver (or the conductor) calls your attention, tell him that you already paid. If not, look for other choices.

c. Ask the driver if he has a change to your bill. So as to avoid being condemned by the driver. If he has none, then think of options again.

d. Give the driver your money and forget the change. Really?

e. Disembark immediately even if the jeepney is still running. Be sure your cellphone is ready to call the ambulance.

f. Ask (kindly or not) other passengers to pay for your fare. Alms for the poor rich.

g. If you know you won’t be able to pay, just “bark” for new passengers to the jeepney. “Lili! Colon! Carbon!!!”

h. Ask the driver for his route. Then, after hearing his reply, tell him that you made a mistake. Disembark immediately.

i. Wait for some friend to save you. A one-in-a-million chance. While waiting, think of other ways.

j. Sing “Merry Christmas” to the driver. “And a Happy New Year”. Chances would be, other co-passengers would give you coins.