No-Scientific-Basis Experiment

I. Problem

I woke up 15 minutes before my work schedule. *Damn* I could have panicked in the shower and rushed directly to office, which is 15 minutes away on a smooth sailing jeepney, but my body was too tired from a dream I can hardly recall. God knows to where my dreams transported me.

Since my body defeated my mind, I just continued taking a good bath. My thoughts hovered: Take an extended day-off today? Text the boss to modify my shift? Be erased in space? Be dead? Etc…

II. Hypothesis

While I dried myself with a pink towel I received as a Christmas present last year, I had decided I should attend to some pending works in the office. If I’d taken the day off, I would be bugged by phone calls for directions and possible complications. Better “later” than never is a good and hassle-free option.

III. Procedure

I got another towel, a light blue one which is also a Christmas present three years ago. The scene in the mirror is kind of peculiar. The pink towel was wrapped around my hips, and the other one around the upper part of my body. Then, some thoughts struck me like a theory waiting to be discovered by a rocket scientist.

IV. Observation

1. Both towels are monochromatic.
2. Both are Christmas presents.
3. Both are from Mars.
4. The light blue towel was from a colleague from a former company. I resigned after three months.
5. The pink one was from a present colleague. 

Question: Will I resign after three months?

Answer: I still don’t know. But I am considering the fact that I always want to have a high-paying job.

V. Conclusion

Wake up early. The early bird catches the worm.