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Lactose intolerance = LBM
Well, at least, for me. 
Last week, my stomach was sick of hyperacidity (dyspepsia?) so I abstained from Coke, iced tea, and most especially coffee, whose aroma is always a temptation whenever we hang out nearby the vending machine. Grrr!
Without asking my tummy if he was alright this afternoon, I savored a cup of coffee. And because I am still lactose intolerant, which I always ignore, I felt a thunderstorm in my tummy moments later.
There, I became a member of the Loose Bowel Movement. Again.
No-Scientific-Basis Experiment
I. Problem
I woke up 15 minutes before my work schedule. *Damn* I could have panicked in the shower and rushed directly to office, which is 15 minutes away on a smooth sailing jeepney, but my body was too tired from a dream I can hardly recall. God knows to where my dreams transported me.
Since my body defeated my mind, I just continued taking a good bath. My thoughts hovered: Take an extended day-off today? Text the boss to modify my shift? Be erased in space? Be dead? Etc…
Valentina
She was born on Heart’s day ♥, when flowers’ price suddenly skyrocket and lovers culminate the day in the evening in an over-advertised room packages good for the night only. I met her in high school and we got accustomed and close (together with her doll-styled backpack) when we became classmates in 3rd year and seatmates in 4th year.
She was a good student, a nice friend, a hilarious company – we laugh until we ran out of breath! But we would not run out of true and false fiction stories to share, and one of the many things she exposed was about her real name, which later became the center of our laughs. We thought she was just joking, so we continued teasing her with her real name until our comedies would become brouhaha to her.
She soon showed me her birth certificate that reveals her real identity. She seemed unhappy, no matter how I told her that her name is a classic and unique. I also told her that it is very expensive to change names and a hassle to use back the original ones when altering school records and diplomas – a case happened to my sister’s.
My! Whatever she is named, she should be, at least, proud of it. According to Wikipedia, Valentina is “an Italian and Slavic feminine name.” But maybe she just doesn’t want to be among the most successful people (a fashion designer, model, musician, singer, wrestler, and fencer) bearing that name.
Well, I can’t blame her for hating that. She did not choose to be baptized with that name in the first place.
Phone + AM Radio = SE R300/R306
Browsing for new phones, I stumbled upon Sony Ericsson’s website and found these upcoming (and intriguing) models:

They got the usual features of a cellphone, but in this case (for a surprising twist) moded with a transistor radio. Yes, an AM band. I’m sure your grandparents will love that! This is also for people who wants the freshest local news on the road and to all who just wants to be mushy listening on the loudspeaker: handumanan sa usa ka awit selpon…)
Good Luck Chuck
WARNING!!!
This entry is Rated R. Contains spoilers and words that should be substituted with a *toot* sound.







